Tips of Love

Tips of Love is the forth song in the musical, A Dark Tale. It shows Ashley, Lea and Wendy describing Lily's bad taste in men.

Here are the lyrics.

ASHLEY, LEA and WENDY:

You don't know love

We know love

The tips of love

We'll tell them to

You don't know love

We know love

The tips of love

We'll tell them to...

ASHLEY:

First, you need

A boy, a worthy boy like him

Then, you need

A boy, a smart boy that would work

LEA:

He needs lots of smarts

Lots of smarts

ASHLEY:

Then you need a handsome boy

He must be good looking

An ugly boy won't work

WENDY:

You see

Ugly boys, pick their nose

You don't want that

ASHLEY, LEA and WENDY:

You don't know love

We know love

The tips of love

We'll tell them to

You don't know love

We know love

The tips of love

We'll tell them to...

The final step

The final step

Tips of love

The final step is

You will need a wealthy boy

A boy with money

Is all that matters

ASHLEY:

He has to be rich

Tips of love

Tips of love

ASHLEY and LEA:

Tips of love

Tips of love

ASHLEY, LEA and WENDY:

Tips of love!

You don't know love

We know love

The tips of love

We'll tell them to

You don't know love

We know love

The tips of love

They are now yours!